gabrielliotta
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This is deff twitter worthy: I'm eating Haagen-Dazs...
gabrielliotta
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Dont u hate it when u wake up thinking u still have like 4 hours to sleep and when u look at the time its actually 5mins b4 ur alarm is set?
gabrielliotta
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List of who eats free at Ben's: Bill Cosby (NO ONE ELSE)
9swords
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55 Beautiful Green Layouts in Web Design http://u.nu/3jn33
frostola
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@9swords Lorem Ipsum makes everything cooler.
franciscodisco
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"I have nothing against God, it is his fan club that I can't stand"
aplusk
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My dad just told me his favorite actor is jack black.. Um. Uh. Throat clearing noises...
kfirpravda
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Twitter is like bad sex - short, many do it, few know how, and everyone are talking about it
arielwaldman
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You know you're a nerd when you have a dream about an earthquake where you're battling your friend to see who can Twitter it first.
kevin_nealon
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Somehow it's a little disturbing when fans in their thirties say they grew up watching me.
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