Twash - Worthy tweets that should be remembered.

diablocody no comments @ThatKevinSmith Everyone knows hockey players are just a bunch of angry, stick-wielding phallocentric labiaphobes. GAWD.

kevin_nealon no comments I wish Somalian pirates would dress like pirates and is it too much to ask to stick a parrot on your shoulder? Come on!

markhoppus no comments nope, not going back to sleep. i will use this found time in the middle of the night to do something productive- watch battlestar galactica.

zefrank no comments bought new underwear :: label says they come with "shrinkage protection" :: unsure how to test this

ron_weasley no comments Of course I'm an arse. I'm a boy. That's the way of things, mate.

Ericax62 no comments I still don't have any idea what twitter is, but i like being able to see all the boring stuff my chemical romance posts all in one place.

markhoppus no comments just got a fancy haircut for the australian vma's. why is it that my hair looks awesome when i leave the spot, but then i can never redo it?

haneee no comments "Please close Windows Movie Maker before shutting down." Please tell me how!

cwalken no comments She said I should talk more about my cat; that people like that sort of thing here. I didn't know I still had a cat. Explains a few things.

ronenk no comments "Big brother VIP" is like having a zoo in your living room.