Twash - Worthy tweets that should be remembered.

TalSh no comments I have to take a train again. I hate the train. I hate going places. I hate moving. Places and things should manifest themselves around me.

goetech no comments Guitar Hero takes you on a note-by-note journey to show exactly how much Tool sucks.

kareem no comments Words of wisdom from my physio: "the guy who invented the wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other 3, he was the genius."

neilhimself no comments I cannot make grumble about shower drain in hotel bathroom being higher than rest of floor & flooding room funny at 140 characters. Bugger.

biz no comments I just put down way too many slices of pizza—to my high school self: I still got it!

greggrunberg no comments Why do farts have such a long life in an elevator? Man, did somebody rip one and press 9. Thanks whoever you are. Yowza!!

jimmyfallon no comments A 10 year old kid just yelled "Lick it for ten" at me. Oh my god, what have I done?

LucasZ 10 comments The difference of a normal video compared to the same HD video is the reaction of viewer from "nice" to wooooooow"

betobeto no comments Mechanic guy: "We couldn't find the right parts for your car doors so we had to make them". I sense some disturbance in the wallet force. :(

function no comments "someone installed Microsoft Windows 3.1 on a Nokia N95. By using DOSBox" #BecauseHeCan