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freddurst no comments I just saw Albert Einstein in the Mac store. He was listening to Break Stuff. I ask, "why such violent music?" He says, "fuck off". Genius.

diegodella no comments Religion is for those who don't understand microscopes.

roguepanda no comments Q: how many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: pshhhhhh. You don't know?...(insert condescending tone here)

VECTORTUTS no comments “Marketing without design is lifeless, and design without marketing is mute.” - Von Glitschka

martinvars no comments Twitter is a way to tell thousands what you would not tell anyone in particular

iwfx no comments I think the Pink Panther is not actually pink. I'm so confused.

darthvader no comments Just found out Fett's been lying to me. Can't believe I've been hanging out with Boba Berkowitz all these years.

fuzebird no comments @QsHouse ♫ Don't Worry, Be Happy ♫ http://tinyurl.com/bgyzoe

BeMeaningful no comments "Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success." -Albert Schweitzer

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