Twash - Worthy tweets that should be remembered.

plaintruthiness no comments Why am I almost the only one on time for a friends bday party? I hate being punctual! Even if I was half hr late!

plaintruthiness no comments Trying to figure out how txt miscommunication led 2 me hosting a Chinese NY dinner party at my home tomorrow. So much to do!

geeker87 no comments Remembered I've not been on Twitter in ~4 months, supposed to be working, but instead just went out and blew £400 on new turntables.

daniel_white no comments just heard this joke: "If I was Obama I'd hire a white maid just 4 the irony" - lol, tru!

dorkrawk no comments Fact: Just because an iguana is green does not mean that it gets its energy from photosynthesis.

dorkrawk no comments It's totally worth it to wait and poop in the big stall at work. Now that's luxury!

dorkrawk no comments I'm having a hard time not pretending that my tie is a snake.

dorkrawk no comments Victory of the day: Sneaking a 700 page novel into the bathroom at work, so I have something to read while I poop.

Three3 no comments im sweating like a pedo in a playpark :/

daniel_white no comments Q. what languages do you speak? A. I am fluent in english and sarcasm!