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gabrielliotta no comments Dont u hate it when u wake up thinking u still have like 4 hours to sleep and when u look at the time its actually 5mins b4 ur alarm is set?

jkrums 1 comment http://twitpic.com/135xa - There's a plane in the Hudson. I'm on the ferry going to pick up the people. Crazy.

biz no comments Friday at 4:05pm is "tea-time" at Twitter HQ but mostly we just drink beer and review the week

iwfx no comments I think the Pink Panther is not actually pink. I'm so confused.

goetech no comments Guitar Hero takes you on a note-by-note journey to show exactly how much Tool sucks.

jimmyfallon no comments A 10 year old kid just yelled "Lick it for ten" at me. Oh my god, what have I done?

markhoppus no comments nope, not going back to sleep. i will use this found time in the middle of the night to do something productive- watch battlestar galactica.

floremcia no comments Remember, idiot: "there is no tupperware"

DalydeGagne no comments Occurs to me that it may be hard to live to the fullest, to receive the most blessings, if we do not grieve well. Society devalues grief.

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